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True or False?

  1. A clitoris is a type of flower.
  2. A pubic hair is wild rabbit.
  3. Spread eagle is a wild bird.
  4. Vagina is the medical term to describe heart trouble.
  5. A menstraul cycle has 3 wheels.
  6. A G-string is part of a violin.
  7. Semen is a term for sailors.
  8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly".
  9. Testicles are found on an octopus.
  10. Asphalt describles rectal troubles.
  11. KOTEX is a radio station in College Station, TX.
  12. Masterbate is used to catch large fish.
  13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
  14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".
  15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
  16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
  17. An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir in church.
  18. A diaphram is a drawing in pencil.
  19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
  20. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
  21. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
  22. Pornography is the business of making records.
  23. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
  24. Douche is the French word for "twelve".
  25. An enema is someone who is not your friend.
  26. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.
  27. Scrotum is a small planet next to Uranus.
  28. A vulva is a car from Sweden.
  29. A fallopian tube is part of a tv set.
  30. It is dangerous to have a wet dream under an electric blanket.
  31. McDonald's golden arches is a phallic symbol.
  32. Fellatio is an Italian dagger.
  33. Cunnilingus is a person who can speak four languages.