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hearing person

temporarily aurally abled

sighted person

temporarily visually abled

blind

visually challenged

mute

vocally challenged

dead

metabolically challenged

alive

temporarily metabolically abled

ugly

aesthetically challenged
--OR--
cosmetically oppressed

psychopath

socially misaligned

bald

follicularly challenged
--OR--
follicle-impaired

white

melanin inpoverished

pregnancy

parasitic oppression

janitor

sanitation engineer

dish washer

utensil sanitizer

old

chronologically gifted

crippled

differently-abled

dead

metabolically challenged (formerly Necro-American)

puny

differently vertical

asinine

special

fatso

person of mass

animal

person of species

female

person of gender

male

vaginally challenged

grouchy

other-mooded

tedious

attentionally disabling

lost

positionally challenged

unreal

metaphysically problematic

slouch

motivationally impaired

evil

ethically alternative

stupid

differently clued