A Sunday Haiku
Pipes remain frozen, / Jesus spams for penny stocks, / Still below zero.
Last night I enjoyed those 7 Deadly Zins (particularly sloth, I suspect; I'm not one for pride or anger, and lust seems so ... high school) and went to the kitchen to wash my glass and get something else to drink. No water.
Ah, dreaming of a summer beach ...
No drip.
At.
All.
F**k.
Frozen pipes. I had been keeping the cupboard door open to provide warm air access to the space and pipes, I had been using the faucet regularly and letting water trickle when away, I had not turned down the temperature in the apartment. My pipes should not have frozen, but during a short spell between one drink and another they did.
Tomorrow I'll call the management company and have them send someone out to thaw them or such.
Subject: I retained the original copyright so that the source of the book could be freely distributed.
Date: February 4, 2007 6:38:05 AM CST
To: spoehr@wisc.edu
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Déjà vu spam-scam email!
Poetically redundant, slightly edited for typography ... followed by an excised plea to buy a penny stock.
Or stalk, be it verb or noun, as in Jack and the Bean, or my own private (Idaho) ... (+er) outside my window or door or reading these pages.
After the stock quote and ad the random text continues, straight from the headlines:
It ends abruptly, but I want to know more. Inquiring minds, you understand.
I won't cite the share being offered, but why not the information about it?
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Date Price
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Buy it on Mon Day. How could you not love that? It's so poetically inept, it begs for interpretation, a post-modern-masterpiece(-theatre) of misspellings suggesting both authentic idiolect hidden meaning.
—February 4 2007