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S.KRAUSE

Religious Views of Life

Taoism
Shit happens
Confucianism
Confucius says shit happens
Buddhism
If shit happens, it really isn't shit
Zen
What is the sound of shit happening
Hinduism
This shit happened before and it will happen again and again
Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Protestantism
If shit happens, you deserve it
Catholicism
Let shit happen to someone else
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Agnosticism
Is this shit or isn't it, I can't tell for sure...
Atheism
I don't believe this shit